Blonde Girlfriend

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Women in control

I sat there with a smile on my face as my girlfriend wrapped her hand around it and started to tug at it.

An even bigger smile when she gave it a little wiggle and started moving it around.

I couldn’t contain myself when she started using two hands, so I eventually cried out:

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The Biker

A crusty old biker out on a long summer ride in the country pulls up to a tavern in the middle of no where, parks his bike and walks inside.

As he passes through the swinging doors, he sees a sign hanging over the bar:

  • COLD BEER: $2.00
  • HAMBURGER: $2.25
  • CHEESEBURGER: $2.50
  • CHICKEN SANDWICH : $3.50
  • HAND JOB: $50.00

Checking his wallet to be sure he has the necessary payment, the ole’ biker walks up to the bar and beckons to the exceptionally attractive female bartender who is serving drinks to a couple of sun-wrinkled farmers.

She glides down behind the bar to the ole biker.

“Yes?” she inquires with a wide, knowing smile, “may I help you?”

The ole biker leans over the bar, “I was wondering young lady,” he whispers, “are you the one who gives the hand-jobs?”

She looks into his eyes with that wide smile and purrs “Why yes, yes, I sure am”.

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