Babys Weight

A woman & a baby visit the doctors.

The doctor is concerned about the baby’s weight. “Is he bottle or breast-fed?” he asks.

“Breast-fed?” says the woman.

He asks her to strip to the waist, pinches & sucks her nipples & rubs both tits for a while, “No wonder he’s under weight you’ve no milk”.

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Scientific Break Through

Scientists have revealed that sperm helps hair grow.

That explains why lots of men have hairy knuckles, but its got me wondering about my nan’s moustache!

Fishing Trip

So Little Johnny and his grandfather go fishing one summer day. They get to the lake early, and after an hour or so, Johnny’s grandfather pulls out a Cuban cigar and begins smoking it. Johnny watches in fascination for a moment before asking, “Grampa what’s that?”

“Why Johnny, that’s a cigar. Men smoke cigars.”

“Well, can I try it?” Continue reading