A vicar and his friend are playing golf.
His friend misses a three foot putt and says, “Damn! missed the bugger!”
The vicar is shocked by his language and tells him that God will strike him down if he keeps on cursing.
A man said to his wife one day, “I don’t know how you can be so stupid and so beautiful all at the same time?”
One day God was looking down at Earth and saw all of the rascally behavior that was going on. So he called one of His angels and sent the angel to Earth for a time.
When he returned, he told God, “Yes, it is bad on Earth; 95% are misbehaving and only 5% are not.
There were three angels and they went to God and said,”We’re tired of doing good things can we do something bad?
Moses, returning from the mountain, spoke to his people:
“Negotiations have gone well.”
“The good news is I got him down to ten.”
“The bad news is that adultery is still one of them.”