The Vicar …..

A vicar and his friend are playing golf.

His friend misses a three foot putt and says, “Damn! missed the bugger!”

The vicar is shocked by his language and tells him that God will strike him down if he keeps on cursing.

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God’s Email …..

One day God was looking down at Earth and saw all of the rascally behavior that was going on. So he called one of His angels and sent the angel to Earth for a time.

When he returned, he told God, “Yes, it is bad on Earth; 95% are misbehaving and only 5% are not.

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The Real Story behind Moses & the Ten Commandments …..

Moses, returning from the mountain, spoke to his people:

“Negotiations have gone well.”

“The good news is I got him down to ten.”

“The bad news is that adultery is still one of them.”