Gorilla Chase …..

There was a man that owned a giant gorilla and, all its life, he’d never left it on its own.

But eventually he had to go on a business trip and had to leave his gorilla in the care of his next-door neighbor.

So he explained to his neighbour that all he had to do was feed his gorilla three bananas a day at three, six and nine o’clock.

But he was never ever, ever to touch its fur.

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Not everybody uses Andrex in the toilet ……

There was a bear and a rabbit taking a shit in the woods.

The bear asks the rabbit,” Do you have a problem with shit sticking to your fur?”

The rabbit replied,”No, I don’t.”

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