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A young boy enters a barber shop and the barber whispers to his customer, “This is the dumbest kid in the world. Watch while I prove it to you.”
The barber puts a dollar bill in one hand and two quarters in the other, then calls the boy over and asks, “Which do you want, son?”
The boy takes the quarters and leaves.
This blonde was walking down a road carrying a bag, when a guy came along. The guy asks, ”What are you carrying?” ”Melons,” the blonde replies. ”Cool,” the guy says. “If I can guess how many there are, can I have one of them?” The blonde giggles and says, ”If you can guess how many there are, you can have BOTH of them.”