Pat O’Reilly hoisted his beer and said, “Here’s to spending the rest of me life, between the legs of me lovely wife!” That won him the top prize for the best toast of the night! All the guys in the bar laughed.
He went home and told his wife, Mary, “I won the prize for the best toast of the night. “She said, “Aye, what was your toast?” Pat said, “Here’s to spending the rest of me life, sitting in church beside me wife.”
A man is sitting on a plane when he hears an announcement over the PA from the pilot, “Hello Folks. We are about two hours from our destination. The local time there is 3:46 and the weather is clear and sunny.”
A young man was walking through the Sahara desert, desperate for water, when he saw something far off in the distance. Hoping to find water, he walked towards the image, only to find a little old man sitting at a card table with a bunch of neck ties laid out on it. The younger man asked “Please, I’m dying of thirst, can I have some water?” Continue reading →