Stranded on a Desert Island

A married couple has been stranded on a deserted island for many years. One day another man washes up on shore. He and the wife become attracted to each other right away, but realize they must be creative if they are to engage in any hanky-panky. The husband, however, is very glad to see the second man there.

“Now we will be able to have three people doing eight hour shifts in the watchtower, rather than two people doing 12-hour shifts.”

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No Screwing!!! …..

A married couple has been stranded on a deserted island for many years. One day another man washes up on shore. He and the wife become attracted to each other right away, but realize they must be creative if they are to engage in any hanky-panky. The husband, however, is very glad to see the second man there.

“Now we will be able to have three people doing eight hour shifts in the watchtower, rather than two people doing 12-hour shifts.”

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The Priest & the Nun …..

A catholic priest and a nun were in the desert when their camel suddenly collapsed and died leaving them stranded.

After several hours of walking in the intense heating and seemingly getting no-where, the nun asked the priest if he had any last wishes.

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The Smart and the Stupid

A young man was walking through the Sahara desert, desperate for water, when he saw something far off in the distance. Hoping to find water, he walked towards the image, only to find a little old man sitting at a card table with a bunch of neck ties laid out on it. The younger man asked “Please, I’m dying of thirst, can I have some water?” Continue reading