Jennifer Lopez teared up while singing a love song at her concert. I feel bad. It was probably the first time she realized she's tone deaf.
— Jill Twiss (@jilltwiss) October 24, 2011
An elderly couple was attending church services, about halfway through she leans over and says to her husband, ”
I just let out a silent fart what do you think I should do?”
He replies ” Put a new battery in your hearing aid.”