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Police Statement

A man has been found dead in a river this morning wearing an England Football shirt, women’s knickers, fishnet stockings, suspenders, a blow up doll attached to his penis and a dildo inserted in his anus. Continue reading

The Priest & the Nun …..

A catholic priest and a nun were in the desert when their camel suddenly collapsed and died leaving them stranded.

After several hours of walking in the intense heating and seemingly getting no-where, the nun asked the priest if he had any last wishes.

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The Dangers of Hunting …..

A couple of Irishmen are out hunting in the woods when one of them falls to the ground. He doesn’t seem to be breathing and his eyes are rolled back in his head.

The other guy whips out his mobile phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps to the operator: “My friend is dead! What can I do?”

The operator, in a calm soothing voice says: “Just take it easy. I can help. First, let’s make sure he’s dead.”

There is a silence, and then a shot is heard.

The guy’s voice comes back on the line. He says: “OK, now what?”

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