I don’t see the point in lap dancing clubs, if I wanted a woman to take all my money AND sexually frustrate me, I’d stay at home!!!!
I was at a party last night and the DJ played “Sit Down” by James, so we all sat down.
He then played “Jump Around” by House of Pain, so we all jumped around.
Then he played Dexys Midnight Runners “Come on Eileen”. Continue reading
Twelve Catholic priests were about to be ordained. The final test was for them to line up in a straight row, totally nude, in a garden while a sexy, beautiful, big breasted, nude model danced before them.
Each priest had a small bell attached to his weenie, and they were told that anyone whose bell rang when she danced in front of them would not be ordained because he had not reached a state of spiritual purity.