Two men are in court on drug charges. The judge says, “If, over the weekend, you can persuade enough people to give up drugs, I’ll let you two off.”
Back in court on Monday, the judge asks for their results.
“I persuaded 10 people to give up drugs forever,” the first man says.
“That’s great,” the judge replies. “What did you tell them?”
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The Los Angeles Police Department (LAPD), The FBI, and the CIA are all trying to prove that they are the best at apprehending criminals. The President decides to give them a test. He releases a rabbit into a forest and each of them has to catch it.
Tagged America, Animals, Bear, Beat, Beaten, Catch, CIA, Comedy, Criminals, FBI, Forest, Funny, Humor, Humour, Informants, Kill, LAPD, police, President, Rabbit, Test, United States, Up, US, USA |