A woman was sitting at a bar enjoying an after work cocktail with her girlfriends when an exceptionally tall, handsome, extremely sexy, middle-aged man entered. He was so striking that the woman could not take her eyes off him.
The young-at-heart man noticed her overly attentive stare and walked directly toward her.
A guy was driving home late one night when he remembered that it was his wedding anniversary. Having bought nothing he urgently searched for any gift to give his wife. He had been driving around quite some time and being late at night he could find nothing open.