Anatomy Class

A doctor had his students in an anatomy class where they were dissecting a body.

The doctor said, “Rule 1: Dont be repulsed by anything in the human body”.

So he stuck his finger up the corpse’s ass, pulled his finger out & sucked it! He told the students 2 do the same. Continue reading

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The perfect gentleman …..

During a good manners and etiquette class being held for young children, the teacher says to her students:

“If you were courting a well educated young girl from a prominent family and during a dinner for two you needed to go to the toilet, what would you say to her?”

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Politics …..

Little Johnny went up to his dad and¬†asked, “Hey daddy, what’s politics?”¬†

His dad replied, “Son, I’m the breadwinner of the family, so we’ll call me Capitilism, your mother will be the Government, our nanny will be the working class, you will be the people, and your little baby brother will be the future. Now go to your room and think about what i said.”

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