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Second Opinion …..

This one guy has a wife who he’s shared great sex with for years. He decides that to check if his wife really is the sex goddess he believes her to be, and decides to have sex with 5 of the best prostitutes in the area to see if they are better or worse than his wife.

The first prostitute isn’t even close, and the 2nd, 3rd and 4th ones aren’t either. By the time the man reaches the 5th, he’s confident that his wife really is the best at sex.

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Agony Aunt Letter …..

Dear Editor,

I have two brothers, one works at Microsoft, the other was sentenced to death in the gas chamber.

My mother died of insanity when I was three years old, my two sisters are prostitutes and my father sells drugs.

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Politics …..

Little Johnny went up to his dad and asked, “Hey daddy, what’s politics?” 

His dad replied, “Son, I’m the breadwinner of the family, so we’ll call me Capitilism, your mother will be the Government, our nanny will be the working class, you will be the people, and your little baby brother will be the future. Now go to your room and think about what i said.”

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