Very Puzzling

A blonde girl decides to do a puzzle, so she grabs the puzzle and pours out all the pieces and tries to put it together….

After a while of trying she gets frustrated and calls her boyfriend…

He says, ” Honey whats wrong?”

“I’m trying to put this puzzle together but I can’t do it”.

“Well look at the picture in the front and tell me what it looks like”.

“Okay… well the background is blue and there is a tiger on it”.

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Another Blonde Joke

One winter morning at breakfast a couple was listening to the radio. They heard the announcer say, “We are going to have 8-10 inches of snow today. You must park your car on the even-numbered side of the street, so the snowplow can get through.” The wife went out and moved her car.

A week later while they are eating breakfast, the radio announcer said, “We are expecting 10-12 inches of snow today, you will need to move your car to the odd-numbered side of the street so the snowplow can get through.” So the wife went out and moved her car again.

The next week, while they were eating breakfast, the radio announcer said, “We are expecting 12-14 inches of snow today and you must park…” Then the power went off! The wife was very upset. With a worried look on her face she said, “Honey, I don’t know what to do. Which side of the street am I supposed to park on?”

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Like Mother like Daughter …….

There were 3 girls in high school, they were all best friends and they’re moms were all best friends as well, one mom was blonde, one mom was brunette, and the other had black hair.

So one night, the moms are all sitting around talking, and the Brunette says, ”I found a cigarette butt in my daughters trash can, I can’t believe she smokes.”

The mom with Black Hair looks over and says, ”Well, I found a beer bottle in my daughters trashcan I can’t believe she drinks.”

Then the blonde thinks for a moment and says, ”I found a condom in my daughters bed, I can’t believe she has a dick.”