A little boy gets up 2 go 2 the bathroom in the middle of the night.
As he passes his parents bedroom he peeks through the key hole.
He watches for a moment, then continues down the hallway, saying 2 himself, “Boy, and she gets mad at me 4 sucking my thumb”.
Mick walks into Paddy’s barn and catches him dancing naked and masturbating in front of a tractor.
Mick says ‘Bloody hell Paddy, what ya doing?’
This guy is having an affair with a married woman and her husband comes home early from work one day. She jumps up and tells the man to go into the bathroom to hide. Just as he gets in the bathroom and she hides his clothes under the bed, the husband opens the door and comes in. He asks, ”What the hell are you doing?”
Thinking quickly, the wife says, ”Uhm…waiting for you.”
The suspicious husband looks at her in disbelief and says, ”But you’re naked.”
A young couple on their wedding night were in their honeymoon suite. As they were undressing for bed, the husband, a big burly man, tossed his trousers to his new bride. He said, “Here, put these on.”
She put them on and the waist was twice the size of her body.
“I can’t wear your trousers.” she said.
“That’s right,” said the husband, “and don’t you ever forget it. I’m the man who wears the pants in this family.”
With that she flipped him her panties and said, “Try these on.”
A chicken and an egg are lying in bed.
The chicken is leaning back against the headboard smoking a cigarrete with a satisified smile on its face. Continue reading
There was once a couple who loved each other very much, the only problem was that every morning the husband let out a tremendously loud and foul fart which annoyed his wife greatly.