The Los Angeles Police Department (LAPD), The FBI, and the CIA are all trying to prove that they are the best at apprehending criminals. The President decides to give them a test. He releases a rabbit into a forest and each of them has to catch it.
There was a bear and a rabbit taking a shit in the woods.
The bear asks the rabbit,” Do you have a problem with shit sticking to your fur?”
The rabbit replied,”No, I don’t.”