Little Johnny went up to his dad and asked, “Hey daddy, what’s politics?”
His dad replied, “Son, I’m the breadwinner of the family, so we’ll call me Capitilism, your mother will be the Government, our nanny will be the working class, you will be the people, and your little baby brother will be the future. Now go to your room and think about what i said.”
Two elderly gentlemen from a retirement center were sitting on a bench under a tree when one turns to the other and says, “Slim, I’m 83 years old now and I’m just full of aches and pains. I know you’re about my age. How do you feel?”
Slim says, “I feel just like a newborn baby.”
“Really!? Like a newborn baby!?”
A toddler had benn given a little Tea Set as a present, and it soon became her favorite toys.
Her dad was in the living room engrossed in the evening news when she brought him a little cup of “tea” which was just water, of course.
There were three angels and they went to God and said,”We’re tired of doing good things can we do something bad?