A man had just settled into his seat next to the window on the plane when another man sat down in the aisle seat and put his black Labrador Retriever in the middle seat next to the man. The first man looked very quizzically at the dog and asked why the dog was allowed on the plane.
The second man explained that he was a DEA agent and that the dog was a ‘sniffing dog’. “His name is Sniffer and he’s the best there is. I’ll show you once we get airborne, when I put him to work.”
A man is sitting on a plane when he hears an announcement over the PA from the pilot, “Hello Folks. We are about two hours from our destination. The local time there is 3:46 and the weather is clear and sunny.”