Koala Bear

 A Koala Bear decides he wants to get laid, so he picks up a prostitute. He goes down on her several times and they are really enjoying themselves. After they’re finished the koala starts getting dressed.

The prostitute says, “Where’s my money?”

The koala shrugs his shoulders. The prostitute repeats herself asking for her money. Again he shrugs his shoulders. The prostitute grabs a dictionary and looks up the word prostitute and shows it to the koala.

It says “gets paid for sex.”

The koala picks up the dictionary and looks up Koala Bear and shows it to the hooker.

It says, “Eats bush and leaves!”

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