Birthday Treat

 I’ve received a text from my girlfriend that read:

“Hello birthday boy. When you get home from work, there’ll be a hot bath waiting for you. When you’ve finished, come into the bedroom and I’ll suck you dry ;)”

“Sod that”, I thought, “That’ll take ages, I’ll just use a towel”.

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