So, a Pirate Walked into a Bar

From: ________ , _______
Sent: 06 January 2012 15:33
Subject: FW: So, a pirate walked into a bar

A Pirate walked into a bar and the bartender said, “Hey I haven’t seen you in a while. What happened, you look terrible?”

“What do you mean?” said the pirate, “I feel fine.”

“What about the wooden leg, you didn’t have that before?”

“Well”, said the pirate, “We were in a battle and I got hit with a cannon ball, but I’m fine now.”

The Barman replied, “Well OK, but what about that hook, what happened to your hand?”

“We were in another battle. I boarded a ship and got into a sword fight. My hand was cut off and I got fitted with a hook, but I’m fine, really.”

“What about that eye patch?”

“Oh, one day we were at sea, and a flock of birds flew over. I looked up and one of them shit in my eye.”

“You’re kidding, you couldn’t lose an eye just from bird shit.”

“It was my first day with the hook.”

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