Babys Weight

A woman & a baby visit the doctors.

The doctor is concerned about the baby’s weight. “Is he bottle or breast-fed?” he asks.

“Breast-fed?” says the woman.

He asks her to strip to the waist, pinches & sucks her nipples & rubs both tits for a while, “No wonder he’s under weight you’ve no milk”.

“I know” says the woman “I’m his gran, but I’m bloody glad I came”

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