Getting Older

A little old man totters into a chemist for some viagra.

“I need them cut into quarters” he said.

The chemist replies, “A quarter of a tablet will not give you a full erection”.

The old man says “I’m 96 & don’t have much use for an erection, I just want it sticking out far enough to stop me peeing on my slippers”

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