What would you do if you won the lottery?

Paddy and Mick sat having a pint. A lorry goes past with rolls of turf on it.

Paddy says, “Im gonna do that when i win the lottery”.

Mick says, “What, drive a wagon?”

Paddy says, “No you eejit, send my grass to be cut” ….

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