Merchandising

The wife has been away to a Meatloaf concert and came back with some new knickers.

On the front it says “I will do anything for love” . . .

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Ordering a Meal

A couple go to a restauraunt, before ordering the lady decides to visit the toilet.

Whilst she’s away the waiter arrives to take their order.

“And what will the lovely lady be having?” asks the waiter to her husband.

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Women in control

I sat there with a smile on my face as my girlfriend wrapped her hand around it and started to tug at it.

An even bigger smile when she gave it a little wiggle and started moving it around.

I couldn’t contain myself when she started using two hands, so I eventually cried out:

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