Don’t always believe what you see

One night a man picked-up a prostitute. “How much for a hand job?” he enquired. “£100” was the reply. “Wow! That’s expensive?!?” The prostitute said, “See that Benz over there? I got that for giving hand jobs.” He said,”Woah! It must be a hell of a hand job! OK! let’s have it then.”

After a few minutes…

“That was great! How much for a blow job?” “£500” stated the prostitute. “Wow! That expensive?!?” he said. “See that house over there? I got that for giving blow jobs” said the prostitute. “Woah! It must be a hell of a blow job! OK! let’s have it then.”

After a few minutes…

The man gasped, “That was fantastic! How much for the pussy?” The prostitute replied, “See that bridge over there?” The man said, “Woah! You got that from giving pleasure with your pussy?”

The prostitue replied, “No. But if I had one I’d definitely be owning that bridge.”

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