Alfie sees his Dad’s car drive passed the playground and go into the woods.
Curious, he follows the car and sees hid Dad and Aunt Jackie kissing.
Alfie finds this ever so exciting and runs home and to tell hs mum.
Breathlessly he cries out ,”Mummy, mummy, I was at the playground and Daddy and ….”
His mum tells his to slow down, as she want s to hear the full story.
So Alfie tells her. “I was at the playground and I saw Daddy and Aunt Jackie in Daddy’s car go into the woods. I went to look and I saw Daddy giving Aunt Jackie a big kiss, then Daddy helped her take off her shirt, then Aunt Jackie helped Daddy take his trousers down, then Aunt Jackie climbed into the back f the car and laid down, then Daddy….”
At this point, his Mum interrupted him and said, “Alfie, this is such an interesting story, why don’t we save the rest of it for dinner time so we can see the look on Daddy’s face when you tell it tonight.”
So later, at dinner, Mommy asks Johnny to tell his story.
He goes over seeing Daddy and Aunt Jackie drive past, the kissing, the undressing and then climbing into the back of the car and, “Then Daddy and Aunt Jackie did that same thing Mummy and Uncle Ken used to do when Daddy was away at work”.