The World Cup

Did something just happen on the pitch, I hadn’t noticed.

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Politician

A politician was riding home in his official car and noticed two men sitting on the side of the road eating grass, he told his driver to stop and investigate.

His driver went to the two men and asked, “Sirs why are you eating grass?”

The first man replied, “I have no money and must eat grass”.

The driver told the politician. The politician would not hear of it and said, “Come to my house and I will feed you”.

The man stated, “Sir I have a wife and three children”, and then the second man spoke up and said, “I have a wife and six children”.

The politician replied, “It is ok bring them all, there is enough for everyone”.

It takes about twenty minutes to get everyone into the car and they are on their way.Shortly after the two men are totally overtaken and are saying to the politician, “Sir we do not know how to thank you and we are not able to repay you, thank you for your kindness”. Continue reading

Nun goes into confessional

“Father, I need to confess, I think I’m pregnant.” she says to the priest.

He asks how this could have happened, to which she replies, “I think it must be the second coming Father.”

The priest, shocked by this remark, replies, “And why do you think it is the second coming?” Continue reading

The many uses of Dough.

A teacher asks her class to make a sentence using the word dough.

LittleĀ  Alice says, “In Italy they make pizza out of special dough”. Excellent says the teacher.

Little Mary says, “My brother makes dinosaurs out of playdough”. Well done says the teacher.

Little Johnny raises his hand, “Yes Johnny, what do you want to say?” asks the teacher. Continue reading