Nun goes into confessional

“Father, I need to confess, I think I’m pregnant.” she says to the priest.

He asks how this could have happened, to which she replies, “I think it must be the second coming Father.”

The priest, shocked by this remark, replies, “And why do you think it is the second coming?”“Because I swallowed the first one”!!!

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