A teacher asks her class to make a sentence using the word dough.
Little Alice says, “In Italy they make pizza out of special dough”. Excellent says the teacher.
Little Mary says, “My brother makes dinosaurs out of playdough”. Well done says the teacher.
Little Johnny raises his hand, “Yes Johnny, what do you want to say?” asks the teacher.Little Johnny says, “My Mum says Dad is a crap shag in bed, so she has to use a dildough”!!!