My attractive Chinese naeighbour called around the other day. I let her in and asked her what was up.
She said, “Could you help me please?” I replied of course, what do you need?
She replied, “I desperateley need a Roger”.
Thinking my luck was in i smiled and said, “No problem there”.
But as i began to unbuckle my trousers she began to scream.“No no no, i just want to let out my spare room!!!!”