Always help a friend in need

Paddy has broken his leg and his buddy Mick comes over to see him.

Mick walks in and asks, “How you doin?”

“Okay, but do me a favour mate, run upstairs and get me slippers, me feet are freezing.”

Mick goes upstairs and sees Paddy’s gorgeous 19-year-old twin daughters lying on the bed.

Seeing an opportunity, he says, “Your dad’s sent me up here to have sex with both of you.”

They say, “Get away with ya Mick…. prove it.”

Mick shouts downstairs, “Paddy, both of ’em?”

Paddy shouts back, “Of course both of ’em Mick…, what’s the point of fuckin’ one?”

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