It is near the end of the school year. The students have turned in all their work and there is really nothing more to do. All the children are restless and the teacher decides to have an early dismissal.
Teacher: “Whoever answers the questions I ask, first and correctly can leave early today.”
Timmy says to himself “Good, I want to get outta here. I’m smart and will answer the question.”
Teacher: “Who said ‘Four Score and Seven Years Ago’?”
Before Timmy can open his mouth, Susie says, “Abraham Lincoln.”
Teacher: “That’s right Susie, you can go home.”
Timmy is mad that Susie answered the question first.
Teacher: “Who said ‘I Have a Dream’?”
Before Timmy can open his mouth, Mary says, “Martin Luther King.”
Teacher: “That’s right Mary, you can go.”
Timmy is even madder than before.
Teacher: “Who said ‘Ask not, what your country can do for you’?”
Before Timmy can open his mouth, Nancy says, “John F. Kennedy.”
Teacher: “That’s right Nancy , you may also leave.”
Timmy is boiling mad that he has not been able to answer to any of the questions.
When the teacher turns her back Timmy says, “I wish these bitches would keep their mouths shut!”
The teacher turns around and yells,”Who said that???”
Timmy: “Tiger Woods, can I go now?”