An old lady went to her doctor asking for help with her sex life.
“Why don’t you just give your husband a viagra?” asked the doctor.
“He wont even take an asprin he hates pills”, the old lady replied.
“Just put it in his coffee he will never know. Come back in a week and tell me how things went.”
Next week she came back and she was not happy.
“Was the sex not good?” asked the doctor.
“No it was the best sex I’ve ever had! I put it in his coffee like you said. He had one sip then he got this look of fire in his eyes. He pushed everything off the table and made love to me right there on the table!”
“Well what was wrong then?” asked the doctor.
“I’ll never be able to show my face in Starbucks again!!!!!”