Agony Aunt Letter …..

Dear Editor,

I have two brothers, one works at Microsoft, the other was sentenced to death in the gas chamber.

My mother died of insanity when I was three years old, my two sisters are prostitutes and my father sells drugs.

Recently, I met a girl who was released from a reformatory where she served time for smothering her illegitimate child to death.

I love this girl very much and want to marry her.

My problem is this:

Shall I tell her about my brother who works at Microsoft?

Sincerely, Larry

2 thoughts on “Agony Aunt Letter …..

  1. No! That’s a freakish thing. No one would ever accept you if they knew that. I know it’s cruel but it’s true. You need to hide that, but really it’s atrocious. Pretend he’s in prison, not working for microsoft. It’ll work out..probably

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