Little Johnny went up to his dad and asked, “Hey daddy, what’s politics?”
His dad replied, “Son, I’m the breadwinner of the family, so we’ll call me Capitilism, your mother will be the Government, our nanny will be the working class, you will be the people, and your little baby brother will be the future. Now go to your room and think about what i said.”
So little Johnny goes to his room and falls asleep. He wakes up in the middle of the night and gets up.
He goes to his parents room and sees his mother sound asleep, he goes to his nanny’s room where the door is locked so he looks through the keyhole to see his dad is in bed with his nanny. Finally, he goes to his little brother’s room and finds that he soiled himself.
He goes back to sleep. When he wakes up he goes to his dad and says, “Daddy, i think i know what politics is now.”
His dad replies, “Ok son, tell me in your own words, what you think politics is.
Little johnny says, “Well, Capitilism is screwing with the working class, the government is sound asleep, the people are being ignored, and the future’s in deep shit.”