A vicar and his friend are playing golf.
His friend misses a three foot putt and says, “Damn! missed the bugger!”
The vicar is shocked by his language and tells him that God will strike him down if he keeps on cursing.
The friend laughs and says the same thing when he misses the next shot.
Suddenly, there is a bolt from the sky and the vicar is struck dead!
Then a voice out of the heavens calls, “Damn! Missed the bugger!!