Lazy Frog …..

It’s a hot summer’s day & there’s a frog sitting on a lillypad in the middle of a pond. He sees a fly buzzing around his head but it’s about 6″ too high for him to stick out his tounge and get it. It’s hot, he’s lazy and doesn’t want to jump for it, so he starts thinking, “How can I get that fly to drop about 6″ so I can have a nice little snack?”

Meanwhile, a bird lands in a tree up above,he sees what’s going on and thinks to himself, “I bet if I can get that fly to drop about 6″, the frog will stick out his tounge to get it which will distract him just long enough so I can swoop down, get the frog and have myself a good little meal.”

While he’s contemplating that, a cat walks along the side of the pond. The cat notices the stand-off and starts thinking “I’ll bet that if I can get that fly to drop about 6″, the frog will stick out his tounge to get it, the bird will swoop down to get the frog, then I can jump in & get them both & have a great meal.”

Then, all of a sudden, the fly drops 6″, the frog goes for the fly, the bird swoops down to get the frog, the cat leaps towards the bird …..

misses them both ….

and lands in the Pond!

So everybody just remember, if a fly drops 6″ a pussy is certain to get wet.

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