The Pilot and the Intercom (Version 1) …..

A man is sitting on a plane when he hears an announcement over the PA from the pilot, “Hello Folks. We are about two hours from our destination. The local time there is 3:46 and the weather is clear and sunny.”

The pilot didn’t realize that the PA was still on and he said to his co-pilot, “God, right now I could really use a cup of coffee and a blow job, ya know?”

A flight attendent from the back goes running down the aisle to alert the pilot, and the man calls out, “You forgot the coffee!”

Version 2.

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