The Vicar …..

A vicar and his friend are playing golf.

His friend misses a three foot putt and says, “Damn! missed the bugger!”

The vicar is shocked by his language and tells him that God will strike him down if he keeps on cursing.

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Not everything slows down when you grow old …..

The old farmer had a large pond in the back, fixed up nicely with picnic tables, a barbecue pit, horseshoe courts, and some apple and peach trees. The pond was properly shaped and fixed up for swimming when it was built.

One evening, the old guy decided to go down to the pond and look it over. He hadn’t been there for a while. He grabbed a five gallon bucket to bring back some fruit.

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The Toddler’s Tea Party ……

A toddler had benn given a little Tea Set as a present, and it soon became her favorite toys.

Her dad was in the living room engrossed in the evening news when she brought him a little cup of “tea” which was just water, of course.

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