I guy was driving down to the coast on a family trip. On the way, he stopped at a motorway service station to use the toilet. He entered the toilets and noticed the first stall was occupied, so he took the second one.
He pulled down his pants and sat down, then heard a voice coming from the stall next to me.
“Hey. How’s it going?” the man in the next stall said.
Now not the type of guy to have conversations with complete strangers in public restrooms, he decided not to appear rude and answer anyway. “Um…pretty good…I guess…”
“Whatcha doing?” the other man said after a short pause.
The guy thought that was a very strange question to ask in a restroom, but he answered, “Um…I’m heading down to the coast.”
A few seconds later, the man said, “Listen honey, I’ll have to call you back. Some perv in the next stall keeps trying to talk to me!”