A man is out shopping at a supermarket with his wife, but loses her in the many aisles.
He walks upto an attractive young lady and says, “I’ve lost my wife in here somewhere. Can you talk to me a couple of minutes?”
The woman looks puzzled. “Why talk to me?”, she asks.
The man replies, “Because every time I talk to a woman with tits like yours, my wife appears out of nowhere.”