Mickey Mouse wants a Divorce …..

Mickey Mouse and Minnie were in divorce court.

The judge said to Mickey, “So, Mister Mouse, I understand you want to divorce Minnie because you said she is crazy.”

“No, Your Honor,” replied Mickey. “I didn’t say she’s crazy. I said she’s fucking Goofy!”

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