A docter, a lawyer, a preist, and a little boy were on a plane when it started having engine trouble.
In spite of the best efforts of the pilot the plane started to go down.
Unfortunetly there were only 3 parachutes remaining.
The docter grabbed one and said. “I am a docter, I save lives so I deserve to live.” And jumped out.
The lawyer then said, ” I am lawyer and lawyers are the smartest men in the world, so I deserve to live.” and jumped out.
The preist looked at the boy and said ” My son I haved lived a long life, and you have a whole life to live, so you take the parachute.”
The boy handed the parachute back to the preist and said “No worries father, the “smartest man in the world” took off with my backpack.”