Father Christmas to the Rescue …..

A really hot beautiful blonde was about to jump off a bridge to kill herself. As she got ready to jump, Father Christmas came walking down and he said, “Now hold up a minute young lady, step down from there. I am the real Father Christmas.”

Surprised, she stepped down and said, “What?”

Father Christmas said, “This may sound weird, but I am the real Father Christmas. I am allowed to make one surprise visit per Christmas, and you looked like you needed a little help. What’s wrong?”

She said, “I have been working at my job for 3 great years and I got fired today. I thought to myself, whatever doesn’t kill me can make me stronger. So I went home to my great husband of 5 years only to find him in bed with my best friend! So I said to myself, ‘I lost my job, my boyfriend and my best friend, I have nothing else to live for!'”

Father Christmas said, “Alright, I can clean up this mess if you could do one thing for me.”

“Anything,” the blonde said.

“How about a blow job.”

After about 20 minutes of bliss for Father Christmas he said, “Thank you. When you go home, you will have your husband, best friend, and job back.”

She said, “Great!”

Father Christmas said, “One more thing, how old are you?”

She replied, “24. Why?”

Father Christmas walked off and said, “24 and still believes in Father Christmas!”

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