The Silent Fart …..

An elderly couple was attending church services, about halfway through she leans over and says to her husband, ”

I just let out a silent fart what do you think I should do?”

He replies ” Put a new battery in your hearing aid.”

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One thought on “The Silent Fart …..

  1. i read in a paper at work last night, a tale of a poor soul being banished from his working mens club due to the foul stench of his rectal emmisions!
    apparently the commitee informed him of this fact via a letter.
    poor old sod!

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