Suicide Bomber …..

Abdul was meditating, getting prepared to strap on a suicide bomb, when suddenly his friend Ahmed appeared to him in his dream.

“Ahmed, bless Alah! Soon I will be joining you in paradise.”

“Abdul, you might not want to be so quick to go blow your self up.”

“Why? Isn’t it all that we’ve been told it is in heaven?”

“Well yes, it is very nice, but the 72 virgins aren’t what they’re cracked up to be.”

“Really? Why do you say that?”

“You ever see what kind of girls die a virgin?”

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