Women’s English …..

  • Yes = No
  • No = Yes
  • Maybe = No
  • We need = I want
  • I am sorry = you’ll be sorry
  • We need to talk = you’re in trouble
  • Sure, go ahead = you better not
  • Do what you want = you will pay for this later
  • I am not upset = of course I am upset, you moron!
  • You’re very attentive tonight = is sex all you ever think about?
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