One day Bob was in the doctors office when his Dr. told him that he needed a rectal examination.
So the doctor did it and at the end told Bob “Well I found out that you have a small rectal disease but if you take this suppository tonight you’ll be fine”.
So Bob gets home and asks his wife to put the suppository in his ass. So his wife takes off Bobs pants and puts one hand on his shoulder. When Bob sees this he screams.
When his wife asks him whats wrong, he replies
“I just realised that when the doctor gave me my rectal examination, he put both hands on my shoulders!”